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within six months, my skin will no longer know your touch
three winters and my eye sight will be a little worse
in seven years,
there won't be a single cell in my body that remembers you as you were;
we will have changed in our entirety.

For all intensive purposes,
We will have never touched.

these are my fingers on your elbow
wet lips on your nape
my breath in your mouth
because someday,
your body might forget mine
and every second I linger
every touch brushed lightly enough to remain
is another moment I prolong my stay
On your skin.
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TFLN should be an Inception meme all of its own. I mean, I'd read these stories:

(616): Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?

(661): I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

Ariadne (514): What happened to chicks over dicks?
Eames (514): That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..

And then, for good measure: 
KARL//distracting!

Eames/Arthur

Title: Tear Us Apart (Again)
Summary: Wherein Arthur and Eames fall in love, the way normal people do. Rough and with no small amount of heartache.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Too. Many. Emotions. Misplaced anger. Artsy formatting & woefully unbeta'd.
Word Count: 5,100 / ~20,000
Original Prompt: Written for this prompt at
A/N: Its done. Freaking Hell. These boys... need to stop being so ~complicated. /collapses




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KARL//distracting!

Eames/Arthur

Title: Tear Us Apart (Again)
Summary: Wherein Arthur and Eames fall in love, the way normal people do. Rough and with no small amount of heartache.
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence, almost!sex, too many fucking ~emotions. Artsy formatting & unbeta'd.
Word Count: 5,800/ ??
Original Prompt: Written for this prompt at
A/N: Yeah so when I said 80% done I meant, "80% done with a serious case of wtf-am-I-writing? which will only be cured when I have three consecutive tests breathing down my neck." Charming, right? Also, when I said "last part" I meant "this is going to get so out of hand its going to need to be split in two." So... yeah, now its 3 parts total.





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[Part iii]
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Eames/Yusuf

Title: And You In My Bed, The Sweet Present of The Present
Summary: Eames and Yusuf go on late night drives together; Yusuf is a chemist and Eames is just a man.
Pairings: Eames/Yusuf
Ratings: PG-13
Warnings: Pining, unresolved ~feelings, un-beta'd.
Word Count: 1300
A/N: I started writing this for bookshop 's fluff meme and then it turned into this and Idk if this is fluffy enough or if I should post the whole thing over there since its only supposed to be ~3 sentences but no one's paying attention to that so- so I just posted it here. Hi run on sentences. Title from Jacques Prevert's Alicante.




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KARL//distracting!

Eames/Arthur

Title: Tear Us Apart (Again)
Summary: Wherein Arthur and Eames fall in love, the way normal people do. Rough and with no small amount of heartache.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Violence. Unmitigated anger. Too many fucking emotions. And, gratuitous sex.
Word Count: 9400/??
Beta: I might need one? Hit me up. Or, if not, point out any mistakes as you see fit!
Original Prompt: For this prompt at .
A/N: So I tried to be ~artsy with the formatting on this piece and I dont know how well I pulled it off. I'm ~80% done with the last part, so...



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[Part ii]
KARL//distracting!

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Remember that picture of Tom Hardy with the kitten? Alternatively, Tom Hardy's belly/pants with a kitten nuzzling it? I havent confirmed that this post is actually him but omg I hope it is. ITS SO CUTE, YOU SHOULD GO READ IT NOW.

I have a Kat in my hotel room, I wish I could send you the photos I took on my cellphone

Excuse me Tommy (oh my god, yes, always, forever asjdhk;asd) when was I in your room? Hmm? 

You got to know that this cat lay asleep upside down in my lap for four hours being preened. at first he was pissed but as the itches grew less frequent he knew I was helping him out so. bonk lights out snoring feet in the air.

Visuals. I am dying. I need... to go... try and hug my cat and get clawed to death in the process because Luma is a mean, mean kitty :(
Inception//Eames&Arthur

[Gen] Inception

Title: Working out the Details
Summary: Yusuf was the first dreamer. The team had to uh, work out a few kinks before they could go any deeper. 
Rating:
PG only because Eames is incapable of being in anything strictly G rated. 
Word Count: ~1800
A/N: Okay so tumblr. Tumblr. This all spawns from a picture that appeared on my dash and has NOTHING to do with Inception whatsoever. Of course I spend the better part of my class writing crack!fic to it. CRACK. Seriously, dont expect much. This is my life :D~

====> CHECK OUT EAMES' STUPID FACE. OMG. renisanz  is so cool /chinhands&sparklyeyes





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